Can’t even accept when someone is trying to do something nice for me. fucking attitude and bad tones of voice need to get fucked. fuckers. stupid fucking birthday can’t just go fucking smoothly and not have any arguments or fights or fucking drama. fuck sake. can’t even get my girlfriend to have a good time on the day before my fucking birthday and the day of my fucking birthday. she just wanted to wish me a happy fucking birthday before the actual day happened just so we could have a good time and she could take me out for dinner and stuff but noooooo, motherfucking inner ben has to fuck things up and be a pain in the ass and tell her not to get me chocolate and be all moody and say that we fucking can’t go out because i have to go to uni tomorrow at 6:30.. fucking inner ben. fucker.
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD